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LOBBYING IS BRIBERY.

LOBBYING IS BRIBERY.

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America is a plutocracy where little green pieces of paper have more voting power than the people. If a schoolteacher making $52,000/year were discovered dumping carcinogenic cyanide into the water supply, they'd be imprisoned. But if you can afford to rent a few senators or judges, they'll just legalize it for you. Don't worry about those pesky protestors, you can just have offing them legalized next.

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